How to get a girl not to like you

Today Reeser wrote a really funny story....he did want me to let you know that it is a fake story though:)

How to get a girl not to like you:

First grow a mustache, girls hate mustaches.
Then fake getting sweaty.
After that make a metal pole and point it at her face, she will scream her head off.
Then chase her on your bike (or whatever you have)
Then paint a stink bomb like a lady bug.  It will blow up in her face.
She will get very mad.
Then make her eat a fake eye.
Get her a spider for her birthday.
Put needles in her bed.
Steal her favorite stuffed animal.
Steal her candy.
Pull her hair until she doesn't have any.
And then stick gum on her face.

Wow Reese this is....creative.  I am very glad this is not a real story just a very imaginative story that will NEVER come true...right Reese?:)